Readers the three words are definitely not “I Love u” 🙂
I remember sitting in my 2nd grade class with my teacher telling “Whenever you meet someone you should greet them by asking “How are you?””. I thought it was a custom followed everywhere. But later I realized that the question will keep changing as you grow. As I turned 21 slowly the question “How are you” got replaced by “When’s your marriage?”.Yes those are the three words I got allergic to.
Wherever I go these serious people seems to be following me everywhere with the same question. Initially I was happy to answer their questions because it was nice that someone cared for you.
At 21
As years passed I got irritated with the same question.
At 23
At one stage my tolerance threshold got crossed.
At 25
Alas they transferred their serious “serious disease” to me. 😦
When I was a kid I used to love to go to marriages because it was infinite fun. I loved dressing like a princess, eating lots of sweets, taking pictures etc. But these serious people started cornering me in marriages too spoiling my fun.
Nowadays I avoid going to marriages to escape from these people thus sacrificing the fun and food along with it.
Even if I avoid marriages people come to my home to give invitations for their children’s marriage. Nowadays I hide whenever I see people with invitations entering my home because eventually the topic will come about my marriage. When they ask my parents “When are you planning marriage for your daughter?” and if my parents reply “May be in a year or two” you will get a disapproving, dissatisfied and serious “Still your daughter is unmarried” look. For those who have not experienced it have a look below.
Not only do you become a victim to these people if you are not married but due to other reasons as well.You become a target to these people if your answer to any of the following questions is No.
Take these serious people seriously because believe me or not they are responsible for half the diseases related to depression, heart attack and seriousness(Of course it is a disease). Imagine people drilling you down with the same question wherever you go and making you serious. Your mind starts to conceive that you are doing something wrong. You start thinking about it again and again causing depression and seriousness.
Currently there are twenty-three chapters, consisting of five hundred and eleven sections in our Indian Penal Code. I suggest the government to include 512th section to prevent these serious people from making our lives serious.
Section 512: Making people serious
512:Making people serious—(1) Where a person is made serious by a serious person for trivial matters making his otherwise non-serious life serious
Explanation : (1) Whoever makes a person serious shall be punished with life long ban from being serious, and banned from asking questions to people which will make them serious.
CLASSIFICATION OF OFFENCE
Punishment—Accused should always be smiling the rest of his life and stop being serious otherwise he will be imprisoned for life—Cognizable—Non-bailable—Triable by Court of Session—Non-compoundable.
COMMENTS
Applicability
Everyone in the planet.
Burden of Proof
A written complaint by anyone who was made serious.
Dear serious people,
Please understand that enquiring about people is different. It shows care and love. But making them serious by asking the same questions again and again is a criminal offense if my above suggestion to include section 512 is made legal :). People know to take care of themselves. So stop interfering in their lives trying to give suggestions, irritating and making them serious. There is no fixed age for anything in life. You have 100+ years to live and enjoy life. Why try to finish things in a hurry in life.
The only cure known for seriousness as on 23/02/2014 is
Disclaimer : This post is a fun post not intended to hurt anyone or make them serious. In case it made you serious please try the cure suggested above.
I wrote this post to participate in Condition serious hai contest conducted by the Cadbury 5 Star Facebook page
The pictures in this post were created using http://www.toondoo.com/ and of course MS Paint 🙂
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