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Why Us?

I am not sure if I’m dreaming or is someone really kicking me. I struggle to open my eyes against my heavy eyelids. But the kicking continues so I open my eyes to see a man standing next to me smiling. Does kicking someone make you happy? I wonder. With such a wonderful start to my day I drag my legs and leave the place wishing myself “Bad morning”. After a few steps I feel a sudden twitching in my stomach as if my large intestine is eating my small intestine. I realize that I’m hungry.

I start searching for a place to eat when I find a tea shop. As soon as I near it I hear people shouting, “Hey! Go away! Who let THIS here? Get lost”. With sadness in my eyes and hunger in my stomach I leave the place thinking “Who let THIS?. Don’t I have life? It should’ve been Who let HIM”. Cursing the guy I start my search again to find a marriage hall. Blessing the couples I go to the garbage can in search of leftover food. I find 2 dogs already fighting there for the food.  With no other option I also enter the fight and grab some food and run from that place. Thanking god for the food I finish eating.

Feeling tired I close my eyes for a nap when I hear laughter nearby. I turn to see few children playing. Happy on seeing them playing I go near them to join. Suddenly a boy sees me and starts throwing stones at me. On seeing him his friends also start throwing stones at me. Frustrated and hurt I run away from that place madly when I see a car approaching me fastly. It was as if Lord Yama dharma was riding his buffalo and approaching me. Praying god that I should go to heaven I suddenly hear a voice shouting “Stop.. You are going to kill the DOG.”

“DOG? Oh yes I’m a dog. If I were a human you will fear to treat me the above way because you know that I will thrash you back. You treat a dog this way because you think of dogs as poor, helpless creatures. Wait. I hear dogs barking. I better check it out. Don’t go anywhere I will be back.” I start running in the direction of the sound when I see a vehicle with board “Dog vehicle”. Frightened I run as fast as my legs could carry me not caring about the direction because wherever I go my life would be the same with the people around me considering me an unwanted thing.

“While there are some humans who treat dogs like humans there are few other people who don’t treat dogs even like dogs. Even Lord Kaala Bairavar has a dog as his vehicle. But you humans treat us like a scum. Why us? What harm did we do to you people”.

Lord kaala bairavar

Lord kaala bairavar

Maybe like the monkeys in the movie “Rise of planet of Apes” if we dogs started showing our power you people will respect us.

Don’t forget that even GOD is DOG spelled backwards!.
So next time you see a street dog I’m not asking you to go and hug him. Just don’t hurt him for he also has feelings.”

With love,
Street dog.

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If U

Me with my doll Pinky

Me with my doll Pinky

Ha! Dont get confused. You are reading the right post “Recharge your hair, recharge your life”. I found this pic of mine as I was scanning my childhood album. The doll that you see in my hand is Pinky. Pinky was my favourite doll. I remember spending hours dressing her. But most of the time I spent combing her hair and trying different hairstyles on her. Somehow I believed that the beauty of my doll was directly proportional to the beauty of her hair. The more I took care of her hair the more beautiful she became. If this is the case with dolls so it is with humans because dolls are miniature human beings. My simple formula is hair is air with an H with both being mandatory and important to our life.

H A I R = (H) A I R

With life being full of ifs and buts I have listed the coolest changes that would happen in your life IF U recharge your hair.

IF U

Find a cool life partner

How :

1. Recharge your hair

2. Visit a nearby mall wearing a lovely dress preferably on a Friday evening when the mall is crowded.

Neatly dressed u with recharged hair!!

Neatly dressed u with recharged hair!!

3. Wait in the food court for sometime. Within minutes you will definitely meet the love of your life.

Love of your life!!

Love of your life!!

4. You will fall in love with him.

Both of u falling in love!!

Both of u falling in love!!

It is indeed true that with recharged hair love is in the air.

5. You will have cool kids

Ur cool kids!!

Ur cool kids!!

6. Your life is recharged.

IF NOT

If you miss the first step i.e recharging your hair have a look at your life.

You without recharged hair

You without recharged hair

You & ur hubby without recharged hair

You & ur hubby without recharged hair

Ur children without recharged hair!!

Ur children without recharged hair!!

Your life has been discharged.

IF U

Be Stylish in all pics

How

1. Recharge your hair

2. Roam the entire city, town, country or world with your friends

3. Take lots of pictures with your friends wherever and whenever possible.

4. Look at them anytime, even after 50 years.

Pic of u(recharged hair) and ur friends on a holiday

Pic of u(recharged hair) and ur friends on a holiday

5. Whenever you see the above pic your life gets recharged on seeing you beautiful with your friends.

IF NOT

If you roam without recharged hair this is how you will be in all the pics.

Pic of u(discharged hair) and ur friends on a holiday

Pic of u(discharged hair) and ur friends on a holiday

Every time you look at this pic you will be reminded of how bad your hair was.

IF U

Wake up beautiful

How

1. Recharge your hair.

2. Sleep peacefully with recharged hair without having to worry about hair tangles.

3. Wake up in the morning looking gorgeous.

You become happy on seeing you beautiful in the morning

You become happy on seeing you beautiful in the morning

3. Seeing you gorgeous in the morning recharges your entire day and your life and makes you think “I’m so beautiful. I will conquer the entire world today”.

IF NOT

Waking to see you in a mess in the morning makes your mood bad and makes you think “I look like a beggar.Now I need to spend hours on detangling it and making it look pretty.

U become sad on seeing your messy hair

U become sad on seeing your messy hair

IF U

Do gorgeous hairstyles with ease

How

1. Recharge your hair.

2. Choose any hairstyle and try it.

Try these hairstyles with ease

Try these hairstyles with ease

3. You become happy on seeing you in different hairstyles and your life gets recharged.

IF U

Get infinite likes, comments and shares in FB

How

1. Recharge your hair.

2. Take pictures of you and post them in facebook.

Ur FB pic with many likes, comments and shares.

Ur FB pic with many likes, comments and shares.

3. Get infinite likes, comments and shares from your friends.

4. Recharge your life by looking at all likes.

IF NOT

If you post a pic of u with messy hair you will get 0 likes, comments and shares as shown below.

Ur FB pic with 0 likes

Ur FB pic with 0 likes

IF U

Ever wondered why rishis have long hair?

rishi

It seems that we have more hair on the head because that is where the seat of energy is.

As quoted in Autobiography of a Yogi

” “The spinal cord is like an upturned tree, with man’s hair as its roots, and afferent and efferent nerves as branches.Like an upturned plant, man similarly absorbs through his hair electric currents helpful to the body”.

Hence hair is not just a filamentous biomaterial. It helps us absorb cosmic energy. Having a recharged hair helps us recharge our body.

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